Tuesday, April 14, 2009

BREAKING NEWS : CAPE VINCENT

BREAKING NEWS:
A Strange New Disease Discovered In Cape Vincent



Researchers think it is genetically linked...

Symptoms manifest themselves in the following way
1.Confusion
2.Delusions
3.Ideas of grandeur
4.Dishonesty
5.Pathological lying
6.Cunning, self-centered behavior.



So far the only people in Cape Vincent Afflicted with this disease are members of the town government and people infected by greed.

Approach with caution...

Infected people will be hostile and may attack, or threaten you.

The sketch below will help you identify those with this affliction.





This disease is called: HEAD UP ASS SYNDROME!








These are remains unearthed during an archaeological dig in the Cape Vincent area.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

AWSOME SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for the person who posts this juvenile shit. And you're trying to get into town office and change how things are run? Disgusting.