LADY GRACE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS

 or
A MATCH MADE IN HELL !

Tuesday is the big day!  I have been invited to meet my fiancee.  A man of mystery, claiming we have a long and happy history.

 He sent a letter pledging his love, explaining, my opinion I could shove.

 He said honey I've got money, the fix is in, he said with a grin, give it up you can’t win.

Engaged since 2006, sold for a few shekels, by lease holding hicks.

A happy alliance, without my compliance?

Alas! Woe is me, my man of mystery, said I have no choice, no voice.

 By his words I was stunned, my opinion he shunned.

Overly burdensome he wrote…